July 2009
24 posts
Almost There...
Forward this if you’re starting to see a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel… afterall, tomorrow is Friday!
Thriller
Forward this if you’d rather be in LA at the Michael Jackson Memorial Service.
Come Together
Forward this if John Lennon is your favorite Beatle.
Howl?
Forward this if it’s midnight, and what you want to know is, “where the fuck are all those werewolves I was promised?”
Freeee
Forward this if you’d go bare foot every minute of every day if you could.
Long Way Home
Forward this if you can’t fucking believe there are still four days left in this week.
One... Hour... Left...
Forward this if you are absolutely desperate for the end of the work day… so close…
Diagnosed
Forward this if you have a real fucking case of the Mondays.
Whatev
Forward this if you should be asleep because it’s Sunday night and you have a full week ahead of you… but hey, fuck it, the week’s gonna suck, why not milk the weekend for all it’s worth?
Ugh Tonight
Forward this if you hate Sunday nights, when it feels like you’re just a deer in the headlights of five days of blahhh.
Sorry Jesus
Forward this if you didn’t “accidentally miss church,” this morning; you just didn’t fucking go.
Meh
Forward this if you saw fireworks last night, and were unimpressed. Afterall, the ancient Chinese were doing it thousands of years ago.
Late Night Noms
Forward this if you would love a bowl of ice cream right now. Or cookies. Or cake. Or chips. Or some hard liquor. Just no more hot dogs, please.
Alaska?
Forward this if you just don’t give a shit about Sarah Palin’s future. Or present.
Fuck Yeah
Forward this if you are on the computer on a Saturday night and you don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about it. Blog this, bitch.
Why Them?
Forward this if you saw a ton of people (ie assholes) you really did not want to see tonight at some BBQ that probably wasn’t worth going to.
Holiday?
Forward this if you are sitting on the computer instead of drinking your face off today, because it is hot and you don’t care all that much about this holiday, anyway.
So Pervasive
Forward this if you would love to quit Facebook, but just don’t have the will, and besides, it’s really good for networking, right?
Gotta Catch 'Em All
Forward this if you’d like to believe Pokemon really do exist somewhere in the world, and you would be good friends with a Pikachu if you ever found this mythical land.
Awk?
Forward this if you think the word awkward has become overused and misunderstood, because no one gets it like you get it, and 99% of everyone else who uses it sucks.
What The...
Forward this if sometimes, when it rains, you stop to think for a second about how damn weird it is that water is seemingly just falling from nowhere.
No Offense, Founding Fathers...
Forward this if even though you’re glad America is independent and all, you still have a secret thing for British accents.
July 4th
Forward this if you plan on getting drunk and/or watching fireworks on this Independence Day.